get out of there cat. you are not a my little pony. you are not made of rainbow colored plastic and you also don’t have a long mane and tail. you are not a toy. but you do look awfully cute cuddling with all those ponies cat.
get out of there cat. you are not Christmas decorations. you will not make the tree prettier you will just knock it over. and then we will be laughingstock of the neighborhood. why are you trying to humiliate us cat?
get out of there cat. you are not hipster shoes. you will not make me blend in with the kids that are all cool because they are uncool you are a cat.