H. Gassy Gary: Part plant, part fire hydrant, all methane. Gary’s only offensive maneuver is ripping farts through his mouth and appendages. Or maybe those are anuses? Alien physiology is not my forte.
And at least G.A.E. is blood, unlike your blustering boss who can’t wait to get the whole office on the floor for the Electric Slide. Whole office?, you think. Yep, unless you wanna heat up your lunch next to Gassy Gary and explain why so and so was invited and he wasn’t even though, as he’s quick to point out, he helped you with that copy machine jam last August.