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The brothers escape and yes, then they begin talking. And the entire movie falls apart. You see, both brothers talk like 1980’s surfers and make bad jokes along the way. Instead of acting like two guys who had been slaves and beaten for over a decade, they act like they’re just radical dudes out to have a good time. Although this isn’t the most realistic barbarian movie around, some money was spent and up until these two guys start talking it works as a movie. But their talking absolutely kills it. Both guys LOOK the part however. These dudes are huge, massive mounds of muscle.

The original Conan movie is the main reason why many of the following movies exist. A direct descendant is She, starring Sandahl Bergman, co-star of the original Conan. Very little, if anything, to do with the H. Rider Haggard book, but great stupid post-apocalypse fun and it kicks off a category of barbarian movies with women as the primary protagonists…


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